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    fuck my fat pussy I lived in France (working in Geneva, I lived just over the border…yes that means I commuted between countries for work every day…..ppppuuugggh….no big deal) and all of us Americans teased the French and Swiss daily about the pppuuugggh, that is, until we started doing it too. I’ve been back in the States for 7 years and I still pppuuuuggh. It’s my favorite French leftover. <3

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